Jessica Alba Ugly Contest

By Yummy Mustache
Jessica Alba

I am in dire need of photos that prove Jessica Alba doesn’t look awesome all the time. I’ve googled “no make up Jessica Alba”, “ugly Jessica Alba”, “dump truck face Jessica Alba”, “fill in blank Jessica Alba”, but to no avail. Even without make up I haven’t found a pic that makes her look grotesque without some type of photo-poopery. Even the cross-eyed pic above says to me she’s hot and having a good time.

If you could please give me evidence that Jessica Alba is a mortal and has bad skin from time to time, you’ll save us all.

Send your submissions to jmmyxs@gmail.com

This contest will run indefinitely but will be updated for time to time so check often. Your submission could save the world.

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20 Responses to “Jessica Alba Ugly Contest”

  1. Dang Says:

    Man…wish I could hlep.

  2. saraguns Says:

    http://blog.photos2view.com/files/jessica-alba-wardrobe-malfunction.jpg
    http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/jessica_alba_gym.jpg
    http://vivirlatino.com/i/2007/06/albanomakeup.jpg
    http://www.topsocialite.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/jessica-alba-nomakeup.jpg

    Jessica Alba is really hot! But my boyfriend probably wants her more than he wants me. So I’m just jealous.

  3. boom Says:

    http://images.google.nl/imgres?imgurl=http://images.hollywoodgrind.com:9000/images/2007/11/jessica-alba-no-makeup-1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.hollywoodgrind.com/jessica-alba-without-makeup/&h=488&w=488&sz=56&hl=nl&start=269&um=1&tbnid=B4Ctv80mg4HlmM:&tbnh=130&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3Djessica%2Balba%26start%3D252%26ndsp%3D18%26um%3D1%26hl%3Dnl%26sa%3DN

    there you go

  4. hi there Says:

    she is perfect.

  5. someone Says:

    she’ll get old and ugly soon enough

  6. M Says:

    … Wtf is your problem? Your life must be pathetic and boring and hell for you to be so determined to find an ugly picture of someone. Jessica Alba is a beautiful woman. She might not be at her best all the time, but no one ever is. So even if you do find a not so nice picture of her, it wouldn’t matter to anyone because people know that she’s just a gorgeous woman.

  7. mike.quell Says:

    Hahahaha….wow. I’m pretty sure this post was intended as a compliment.

  8. naughtychiq_kate Says:

    She’s great, nothing to say more. :)

  9. Tracy Says:

    just wandered in….

    Gotta love yahoo, neat website. Take care….

  10. Clinton Says:

    Hi…

    Looking for something else, but very fine site. All the best….

  11. Lily Says:

    Jessica is the nicest girl in the World…
    And Megan Fox is really ugly…

  12. JIngy Says:

    ugly jessica alba. without make up shes nothing!

  13. lion Says:

    she’s a fuckin’ FAKE PERSON

  14. sommerset Says:

    cute and nice.. :D

  15. Anonymous Says:

    Fuck your AS

  16. marculo Says:

    yyyyyyyyooooooooouuuuuuuuuu ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuccckkkkkkkiiiing ugly as bittcccchhhhh but i would still fuck you with out the eye

  17. jelousyinjersy Says:

    I know the over all opinuion here is that shes just beautiful and no picture would show otherwise but i’ve done alot of looking and digging and cant find one childhood photo…. maybe there are some ugly betty memories hiding in her skeleton closet

    can anyone find otherwise?

  18. DAN Says:

    Ugly Bitch yes your are Jessica Alba and u cant act!! Ugly Ugly

  19. Timmy Riddle Says:

    She cant look ugly… ever shes the hottest girl in the world.. i love her

  20. Mini-me Says:

    she’s so cute and hot.. the proves are those stupid comments envy*ing her.. whahaha kinda funny to see people gossiping around in this lil’ corner.. and yea.. most of us look ugly when some1 intentionally find a picture out of like 70 shots (360 degree) per sec [not including the paparaziis' :s] she still one of the cutest woman out htere haha :) and i bet picture of those whose whinning can be worse than Alba’s worst pic hehe :P

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