I forgot that January 26th was Australia Day, but luckily Victoria’s Secret model (and my girlfriend on the side), Miranda Kerr, reminded me through secret messages on her website. Sure it’s a week and a half late, but I’m sure any Australian would be happy to receive a Foster’s beer or a slap on the behind for their geographical good fortune. Maybe a punch to the face or a kangaroo kick to the gut is more appropriate. Those Aussies and their rough housing. Add some timeless Crocodile Dundee impressions and you’ve got yourself a full day. I’m sure they will appreciate it.
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